It is a scientific fact that supermodel Helena Christensen is naked in a two-thirds of the pictures ever taken of her while the remaining third are just pictures of her topless. These images of January issue of Elle Magazine, which falls in the latter two categories.

It is also a scientific fact that if you use words like "past" and "difference" and "until then" in a post, can do a lot of nonsense talk about breasts sound like fantasy knight. You may want to extend your pinky and adjust your hat as you read this.